Apparently, that means I missed the ad for FREE GRAND SLAMS at Denny's today. It's over in an hour.
Now that I've finally caught up with the times, it's probably too late to drive there, stand in line with fat assholes for a few hours, scarf down that stomach ache in two minutes, reel from the pain for a while, and then walk out sick and humiliated.
Plus, I've got work.
I almost called you when I heard about this because I know how much you not-so-secretly enjoy the occasional grand slam...but then I realized they mentioned nothing about the deal including the French variety. So I took a nap instead.
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