F the future.

There is a piece of folded notebook paper in my wallet with an elaborate, almost indecipherable chart drawn on it. When I first sketched it, the goal was to separate all of my options for post-March 13 (when my internship ends) into a few categories and identify the pros and cons of each potential path. There are about thirty phrases, circled and connected with lines. It's a mess. In all seriousness, here are the categories:

Journalism
Nonprofit (social justice)
Grad school
Lab rat
Wallow in existential crisis (travel)

If none of these work out, I've promised to reward my efforts by purchasing a Snuggie.